An Obedient Son

Father - Tommy, why did you beat neighbor Smith's little boy so shamefully? Tommy - You told me to. Father - I told you to! Why, my soa, ■what do you mean? Tommy - Didn't you teil me the other day it was more blessed to give than to reeeive? Fatlier - Yes, but Tommy- Well, I had to give him a lickin' or reeeive mee.