Fun From The French

A boulevardier is at once surprised and enchanted to meet an oíd time companion whose suicide had been reported. "It'strue, " said the Jatter. "I did want to kill myself, simply from distaste of Ufe. Aud theu carne along the doctors and discovered that I had a grave disorder. Since then. you stand, 1 take care of myself !" -Figaro.