Favoritism Denied

"How daré you accuse us of any such injustice and partiality?" inquired the Spanish official. "To what do you reter?" inquired the terrified cltlzen. "You say our government robs the poorraan, thereby implying that we are guilty of discrimination. I would have you understand, sir, that, however It may go against our feelings, we wiil rob poor women and poor children with equal promptness and precisión."