His Two Questions

"I say, pa," began little Clarencej Callipers, with the rising inflection of i oue who earnestly desires to acquire i important iuiormation, "what" - "Oh, I dou't kuow, " replied his long suffering sire wearily. "Yes. But the questíon I wanted to ask isn't foolish, pa. " "H'm! Ií' it isn't foolish, you may ask it. Bnt remember, just one question and no more. ' ' "Well, pa, there are two of 'em that í want to ask. One is, which is the smartest, the man who knows enough ! to know that he don't know muoh or the man who knows enough to look as if he knew everything? ïhe other is, if the end of the world was to come and the earth be destroyed while a man was up in a balloon, where would ho land when he carne down? And, pa, I don't