Too Much Mineral Water

A Rcotchman living in London recently ran across two of his countrymen, and took them with him to a big public dinner. In his hospitality he sent to their table champagne, and yet more champagne, and after a time went to see personally how they were faring. He found them depresaed. "How are you getting on?" he asked. The reply came: "Oh, we're gettln' on fine, hut we're verra fateegit with thae mineral waters."