Mistress - "Did any one cali while I was out?" Servant - "No one, ma'am, exceptin' a tramp. He wanted soniethin' to eat, but I told him there was nothin ready, an' he'd have to wait till the leddy of the house got back from the cookin' school, an' mebbe she'd make him somethin'." Mistress- "Of all things! Did he walt?" Servant- "No, ma'am, he runned."