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Our Budget Of Fun

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Parent Issue
Day
29
Month
September
Year
1899
Copyright
Public Domain
OCR Text

OUR BUDGET OF FUN.

SOME GOOD JOKES, ORIGINAL AND SELECTED.

A variety of jokes, gibes, and ironies, original and selected- flotsam and jetsam from the tide of humor - witty sayings.

Decided on his future.

From the Washington Post: A small boy friend of mine who lives out at Cleveland Park has decided on his future profession at the age of 4. He has the interrogation mania in a perculiarly aggravated form, and after the first million or two questions in the day, his mother, in self-defense, begins to answer: "I don't know." Just the other day the child had an unusually violent attack of question asking, and he tired of hearing her inevitable response.

"Well," he said, "I know what I'll be when I grow up. I'll be so I can tell my little boy things he wants to know. I'll be a find-outer."