On The Variety Stage

On the Variety Stage.

The Gentleman in the Bald Wig—Awful affair at our hotel this afternoon. Cook got mad and cut the end of a waiter's nose off with a cleaver. But one of the guests fixed it all right.

The Gentleman Behind the Green Whiskers—How did one of the guests fix it all right?

"He gave the waiter another tip."

(Violent agitation of the base drum, imitation of a dentist's office by the brass. the clarinet giving a faithful rendition of a hound pun with his tail caught in the barn door.)—Indianapolis Journal.