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He Forgot Cleveland's Name

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When the presidential circus swuug aronnd to Jackson last week, ex -Congressman Jim O'Donnell took a grape-vine twist on the arm of McKiuley, and Jim and Bill marched to the speaker's stand together. This action of prompt Jimmie so discombobbled the mayor that he referred to Maek as 'president of the home of the free and the land of the brave, ' ' thus transposing the line. The mayor's confusión eqnalled that of an Ann Arbor man who was presented to ex-President Cleveland when the latter addressed the students of the university. The Ann Arborite got purple in the face,hesitated and stammered, and for the life of him couldn't think of the great hulk's name. Finally, in desperation, he blurted out, as beads of perspiration rose on his brow, ' ' How do you do - Grover?" - Adrián Press. The total wealth of the United States will be nearly a hundred billion dollars "When the next century begins, and lnce the country has grown so rich we have become one of the first among nations that seek investment in forelgn lands. American capitalista have invaded the Canadlan iron country and organtaed a company whlch will control the Jron, steel, coal and llmestone output f Newfoundland, together wlth tha Ope Breton coalflelds and the Sydney Umestone auarrles.