Prof. Kirchner Roasts '00 Laws
PROF. KIRCHNER
ROASTS '00 LAWS
The '00 law class, more appropriately called the "naughty-naught" class, would never take a prize in deportment if Prof. Otto Kirchner had the markings thereof.
At the commencement of the year Prof. Kirchner roasted the class, and since that time they have not lost an opportunity to get back at him. Any extraordinary noise seems to jar upon him like a phonograph reproduction of Sousa's Band would on a Wagnerian student. Whenever he enters the lecture room he is given a reception that would rival that extended to Admiral Dewey when he arrived in New York harbor.
Yesterday, after quiet had resumed, the professor said: "I think the senior law class is the noisiest, most boisterous, most obstreperous lot of men I ever bad to contend with, and if I thought next year's class would be as bad, I would resign."
"Repeat, " yelled two or three seniors.
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