Incompatibilities

A tliin, little fcllow had such a fat wife. Fat wife, fat wile-God bless her! She looked Jike a drum, and he looked likc a fife And it took all his money to dress her, God bless her ! a To dress her I God bless her ! Todressherl To wrap up her body and warm up her toes. h.a Mes, fat toes- God keep her! 1 ir bou n ets and bows nnd silken clothes, To eat her, and drink her and sleep her, God keep her ! To drink herí And keep her I And sleep her! She grew like a target; he grew like a sword, A nrord, :i God spare herl She look all the bed, and she took ;ill the Nanl, And it took a wholc sofa to bear her, God spare her I To bear her I God spare her! To bear her I She spread like a turlle; he shrank likc a pike, A pikc, :t pike God save him ! And ik.IkxIv ever belield the like, Kor they nad to weur jjlüsses to slnve hiin. God savt: him ! To shave Iiiin 1 God save him I lo shave him ! Bhe fatlined away till she busted one day, Kxploded, lilew up- God Uke her ! And all the people that uw it say bhe CQvered over one acre ! God take her ! Ad acre 1 God Uke her ! Ad acre !