A Picnic Episode

Oh, the tinv iíttlc ants, How thcy clamber up our pants, At the picnic 'neath the willows in the glen. How they sm to Uke deliglit ín The obnoxious sport of bitin Indefensibie and modest gentlemen. U's dclizhiful when one's cooiag To the iUnsl he is wooing, To feel tiie playful creatures ia his pants, And upon the perfumed air He throbs a soulful swear At "hU sisters and his cousins and his aunt." Oh. it sets the brain a-throbbing To fcel the inseets bobbing Up and down our systero in their merry glee ; Thcre is one way you can right 'm, And that is, fice and fight 'ero 'Neath the shadow oí some distant fricndïy tree.