Crop Reports

The Iruth erop is fair to average, bal mixed with saceharine sentimentality :is to bo nest to worthless. The yield of' verbosity this year will bo surprisingly large, but Uiat ot' credulity sbows a corresponding falling off. The hop and malt crops, in liquid forni, are large, but fears are oxpressed that thero will be a famine before election is over. O rain dealers, howcver, still keep thoir spirits, and the fears may be useless. The newspapcr clip will be tremendous between this and November, and there will be more scissors than wheat ground, the knowing ones say. The lawyer harvest will be largely swelled by graduates f'roni the colleges, and f'ully up to the demaud. l'rime lots, howevor, will continue to demand good prices. Middling to poor will be neglectcd more thau ever. The beat yield is fully up to the average. Tliis has lonc been looknd on as a safo erop. (Jabbago heads will command a good prictí at election time. The yield is incxhauHtible. The cbiclton's erop is a full one. Indian oom (or comed Indian) promises well. Several loada of whisky have been sent over the frontier. Hair raising on the plains will also be quite lively. The city corn erop is the sole dependencc of the chiropodist. By judioious pruning, the old stock is perennial. The barbor's crops aro ratber short, owing to the extreme heat. The clip of the coin-debaser increases with the dust, and wet weathcr bas do dara pening effect upon it. Iron is the foremost aniong tho Btaples. Staples are generally made of it. The oreage of tears sown in small boys' trousers bas inercased wondorfully sinoe tho beginDing of vacation. Wild oata are sown broadcost. Thcre appears no falling off in thiw branch of Ikrming. Kye is running down fast. Clover iüpleantiful at the bcaches, whern pcople aro living in it. The young ladies thcro are studying husbandry. Tho cron of erievanees i as abundant ftfl