A Chapter On Bald Heads

A bald-headed man is refined and he alwnys shows his skull-sure. Itr has never bcen decided what causes bald heada, but most peoplc think it is dan'd rough. A good novel for bald heads to read- "The Lost Heir." What dnes a baldheaded man say to his comb? We meet to part no more. Motto for a bald head- Bare and furbare. However high a position a bald-headed man holds, he will never comb-down in in the world. The bald-headed man never dyes. Advice to bald-hcaders- Join the Indirins, who are the only suecessful hairraisers. What does every bald-headod man put on his head? His hat. You never saw a bald-headed man with a low foreucad. Shakespeare says : Thero is a divinity that shapes our onds. Bald men are the coolest-headed men in the world.