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A Juckass Tliat Woulilii't Scare. Says the San Antonio Hcrald : A vagrant a?s stood beside the track of the Sunsot niilway at the depots few morningH ago. An onginc movod slowly up ; it stopped within a few fect of the ua ; the engineer blew one of those terrible screams, prolonged and ear-piorcing - such a blast as makes a sleeping Millcrite drcain of the day of judgment. Did the ass scare ? Not worth a cent. Did he shake the sloth from his limbs, erect his tail, and speed away like the assen of Bassorah, faster than the Bedouin courscra ran back to the chapparal? No, he didn't. He turned one ear toward the engine, just au the deaf man uses his tin truuipot, and caught cvery partiële of the sound. And whon the steam-blown whistle ceased its notes and all the echoes died away,the animal straightcned out his neck, oponed his inouth, and in a voico that deafened all the railroaduien and caused the freight clerk to drop his pen, roared : "I can'tl I can't ! I can't ! I can't be beat I bo beat ! be beat ! be beat ! I c-a-n-'t be-be-be-be beat !" Hydk Pakk, Mikn., April 2Sd, 18S0. "I have taken nearly a package of' Kidney-Wort and it has wade me sq niuch better that I wish to recomincnd it to all that may need sueh a remedy. I ani sixty years old, and have raised a large f.imily of children. I have not been able to do my housawork for many years, but now I have sent my girls all off and ani doing my work alone, which surprises all the people tbat know me." Mrs. P. Morsk. Agcnts and Canvasscrs Make from $2.r) to $50 per weck selling goods for E. C, RideoüT et Co., 10 Hutclay street, New York. Send for their catalogue and terms. 1000 10.r2. Wickcd for Clergymcn. llov. , Washington, D. C, writes : "I beüeve it to be all wrong and even wicked for elergyinon or otber public men to be led into giving testimoniáis to quack doctors or vile stuffs called medicines, but when a really meritorious article made of valuable remedies known to all, that all physicians use and trust indaily, weshould freely commend it. I tberefore cheerfully and heartily commend Hop Bitters for tho good they have done me and my friends, firmly bclioving they have no equal ('or fauiily use. I will not bo without theiu" - New ï'ork Baptist Wcckly. Imptire Jlrcath. Amongj all the disagrepab! consequenees that follow the decay of the teetb. ftn impure breath must be tho most mortifying and unpleaeant to its poBscssor, and it is the most inexcusable and offonsive in society; and yet the cause of it may easüy be removed by cleaning your teeth daily with that justly popular der.trifice, Fragrant SOZODONT. It purifies and sweetens the breath, cools and refreshes the mouth, and givea a pearl-liko appearance to the teeth. Gentlemen who indulge in smoking should cleanse their teeth with SOZODONT, as it removes all unpleasant odors of the weed. Ask your druggist for it. 998-1001