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Wit And Humor

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Parent Issue
Day
10
Month
September
Year
1880
Copyright
Public Domain
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It has been discovered that burning the bung-hole of a kerosene barrel with a redhot poker will cause the barrol to disappear. Intending tourista are now studying the guide-books. One must know what to admire and what not to admire before starting out. Make up your mind just whatyou would do if your steaiubont collides or takes tire and then practice on it froin a story window. "If dirtwere only trumps," remarked Charles Lauib of a dirty looking fellow whom he obaerved at a gamingtablc, " what a hand he would have." A bce sting is said to be a uure relief for rheumatisin. Those who have tried it say you don't think of' the rheumatism for feveral hours after the applieation. "The line must bc drawn noniewhero," explaiued a J)anbury wouian, the other night, when her husband got sawed acrot-s the neck with the clothes-line. IIow soon sonie wouien change their minds rospecting thoir husbands. Mr.-. S)inn was forever tulling her himbund lie wasn't worth the aalt in his bread ; but when he got killed n a railway collisiun, she sued the company for a tuousand pounds.

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Ann Arbor Courier
Old News