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Notes Of Deportment

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Day
1
Month
October
Year
1880
Copyright
Public Domain
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Keep your nails pared, and keep paired your.-elf. Single-blessedness s an ctnpty mockery. Part your hair ncatly. Part your fortune f'airly. Toe out, not in. Especially if you are an employer, you had bettcr turn out your feet than your banda Keep your face clcauly shaven, and stop there. Don't sliave your eustomers. Don't talk with your moutli filled with food. And tlicre s no cali lor your talking much under normal conditions. Keep your olothing welj hrunhed. If you have no brush, teil your wif'e liow you long for your mother's cookcry, and you will llave one instanter. See that your collar button ia secure before you leave home in the mqrning, else you will find your choler rií-ing beforc nigbt. Wlien talkit)L don't l'uinble your face, as though you were üngcring a musical instrument. Don't interrupta person in hls talk. The natural limit of' a man'a life is only three score yeara and ten, and he can't go on forever. Never put your knife in your mouth. The mouth is a very poor placo to keep ;i knife. Apt to niake it rusty. Nevcr say" I vron't," even if it bc your wont to f'ucl that way. Don't talk so loud that evcrybody's ears are outraged. It may injure your trachea.

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Ann Arbor Courier
Old News