Umbrella Flirtation

To place your unibi-rlla in a rack indicates that it 8 about to cliange owners. An umbrella earried over the woman, the man getting nothing luit the drippings of the rain, signifies courtsliip. hen the man has the umbrella and the womun tlie drippings, it indicates niariWe. To swing your umbrella over your 1ii:i1 sifftilflaa, ¦ [ia making a nuisañce of mySclf." To Wlpfl ymir f:H'i' with it tn'.na. "T have no haudkerchief. Th is is ¦ severe wipe." To put a cotton umbrella by the siüe of a nice silk one tlgnifles, " Exchange is no robbery." To puichase an umbrella nieans, " I am not smart hut honest." To lend an umbrella indicates "I :im a fooi." To return :m urabrella means- never niinci what it meaus; nobody evtr does that. To turn an umbrella lnagnitof wind presages profanity. To carry your umbrella on your shoulder indicates, " My lite is iniured." To carry your umbrella in a case signiHes that it is a shabby one. To carry an open umbrella just high enough to tcar out mcn'seyes and knock off men"s hats signifies, " I am a woman." To let your umbrella drip down a neifjhbor's neck signities, " I hope you're OOtnfortable."