What An Old Man Noticed

I have noticecl that all men ure bonMt when well watched. 1 liuve noticed that purses will hoUl penas wtll an pouiuls. 1 have noticed that n order to be a reasonable creature, it is necessary at times to bo downright niad. I have DOticed that somo men are so honest that neeessity compels thein to be dis hom-st in the end. I have DOtíoed that silks, bro&dclothi and jewelá are often bought witb. other people'8 money. I have noüccd tliat whatever is, is rijrlit, with a few cxceptions - the left eye. tlit left leg and the lert side of a plum pudding. I have noticcd that the prayerof a selfish man is, "Korgive us our deots," while Iil makes everj'body who owes him ;iy to the utmost nrthtDg. I have iidtic-ed tliat h' who thinks every man a rQffUfi is vtry lertain to .-ee oiil when he liai hiiusclf, and he oiifrht, Lu mercv to his Deighbor, to gurrender the IHOU t(i jll-lirr. I have iHiüiM'd tliat iiKinev tl the fool'l wisdom, the knave'i rapotabon, the poor manV dfltlre, the OOVetOUI man ' anibitiou and the idol of all. 1 have notiotd tliat all uien ipeak wel' of all nien's virtue when they are and that the toml'Stones are Biarked witl the upiUphs ol tlie 'iHul and virtnuu-. [ theie anv particular cemetery where the bad are