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i _"Dr. Benson's Celery and Chamomile I Pilis for the cure of Neuralgia are a aiiCr cess.'1 - Dr. G. P, Holman, Christiaiibiirg, ' Va. 50 cts, at druggists. i It is said that deaf and dumb people always take a band in ronversation. - Kv' ansville Argus. Piles- Syinptoms and Cure. ¦ The symptoms are moisture like pers plration, intense ítching, increased by scnttching, very distreísing, particularly at night, seems as if pin-worms were cratvling in and about the rectum; the private parts are sometimos ail'ected. If allowed to continue seiious resnlts may follow. "Swayne's Ointtnent'' is a pleasant, sure cure. Also for tetter, itcli, salt rkeum, scald bead, erysipelas, barbera' iteh, blotches, all scaly, ciusty skin diseases. Sent by mail for 50 cents; 3 boxes for $1.25, (in stnmps). Address, Dr. Swayne & Son, Philadelphia, Pa. Sold by Drnggists. The first negro criminal was the original ' Black Orook." - New York Commercial Advertiser. "Uongli ou Kaís." Clears out rats, inice, ronches, flie.% anta, bed-bugs, skunks, chipmunks, gophers. 15c. Druggists. Size ain't everything. A watch ticking can be heard turthiT than a bed ticking. - San Francisco Post. If you are snfferuig fronda sense of extreme weariness, try one bottle of Ayers' Sarsaparilla. It wiü cost you but one dollar, and will do you incalculable good. It will do away with that tired feeling, and giye you new life and energy. Family ties bccome sleepers wlien the twinssink into elnniber.- New York Commercial Advertiser. A Startling' Discovery. ' Ph}'Scuns are often startled by remark able discoverios. Tüe faet that Dr. King's f New Discovery for Consumption and all Throat and Lung diseases is daily curinr patients tlmt they have glveo up to die, is 1 startling tliem to realíze their sense of duty, and examine into tlie mcrits of tliis wonderful discovery; resulting in hundreds of our best Physicians usin; it in their practice. Trial Bottles free at H. J. Brown & Co.'s Drug store, llesrular size $1.00. ' Life is a tiresome journey, and vvhen a man arrivés at the end lie is all out of breath. - Lapeer Democrat. Bncklen's Árnica Salve. The best Salve in the World for Cuts, Bruises, Sores, Ulcers, Salt Iilieuin, Fever Sores, Tetter, Cliapped Hands, Cliilblaiiip, Corns, and all Skin Eruptions. and positively cures piles. It is guaranteed to give perfect satisfactin or nioney refunded. Price 25 cents per box. For sale by Eberbach & Son. 1106-1159. Wlien a pickpocket gets out of practice. it takes a long while for hira to get bis hand in.- Yonkers Statesman. Rheuiuatlsin Positively Curpd in the shortest time. Write for free 40page pamphlet on Rlieumatism, to R. K. Helphenstine, Druggist.Wasliington, D. C. Does a drunken man necessarily speak in gntteral tones when lic asks a triend to piek him ud?- Texas sifMnm Swayne's Pilis- Conifortiiig to the Siik. Thousandsdie froni negleot to pi'operly treat itnpure blood, constipation, dyepepsia, miliaria, apoplexy, liver, kidney, heart distases, dropsy, and rhcumarism. But to the debilitated burdened vvilh such seiious sickness, we ConRclentlously recommend "Swayne's Pilis," which cortatn medicinal properties posses-;ed by no other remedy. Sent by mail for 25 cents box of ;0 pil Is; 5 boxea. $l, (in stamps). Address Dr. Swayne&Son, Püiladelpliia, Pa. Sold by Drogjrhts. " Every clon,] has a silver Italu;" but that goes for Dotblng unless you wear ibe cloud iiside out.- Burlington Hawkeye $100 Reward Is offered for any case of Catarrh tbat cant be cured wlth Hali's Catarrh Cuie. Taken infernal ly. Price 75 cents. Sold by E berbach & Son. "Why.Toml anotherholiday ?"' "Yes papa Tliafs the reason I go to tbat school,"- Boston Saturday Gazette. "Biivhnpaiba." Quick complete cures all annoying When the aceomniodationsof a hotel are pretty fair, we can truthfully speak of the house as inn-tolerable.- New York Have you a cough ? Sleepless nights need no longer trouble you. The use of Ayer's Cherry Pectoral, before retiring will soothe the cou-h to quiet, allay thé Inflammation, and allow the needed repose. It will, moreover, speedily heal the pulmonaryorgans, andgive you health. It is liardly probable thatlhere are any telepones „i iïeaven. And vet every anittsburgh Teleo;raph. uvsK are solía i acts. The best blood purilierand system regulator ever placed within the reach of sufferlng bumanity, truly is Electric Bitters Inactmty of the Li ver, Biliousness, Jaun dice, Constiparon, weak Kidueys, any dis ease of the urinaiy organs, orwhoew requnes an appetizer, totiic, or mild stim ulant, wlll always flud EÏect, BiS tl e best and only certain cure known Ihey act surely and quickly, every bottle guaranteed to glye entire satisfaction or money refunded. Sold at flfty cents a b,H tle by 11. J. Brown & Co. Condensed elephant's milk is the new tOU c. It should be taken by dn mmerl M lt doubtloM developes ti-unka -New York Commercial AdveVtiser. S"Tlic 8carlet, Cardinal Eed, Old Gold Navy Blue, Seal Brown, Diamond D.ves gives perfect results. Any fashionable color, 10 cents. f "i1."'1 hVí peopIe know Vm nobody's SÜ,ft"n. "In other wor s" remaiked Fogg, "you're your master "-1 Boston jTran script. Skinny Men. "Wells' Health Kenewer" resto. health and vijfor, cures Dyspepsía Zm potence, Sexual Debility. $1, A paper heads a column of personal refen ing to the otlier sex. S Consumption Cured. Au old pliyslcian, retired from practioe liav.Mir had placed In lushandsby an Em India m.ssionary the formula S"mrtf vegetable remedy for the speedy and per manent ere for Oonsnmption, Brónel, Us Catnrrh, Asthma and all thro at and Lun Affectmns, also a positivo and radiA 1 c ,r? tor Nervons Bebility and all Nfè rvóus Comp „„ts after having tested ÏÏViS dertul curative powers in thousands of cases, bas feit it his duty to n.ake it known to hls suftering fellow. Actuated bv this motive and a desire to relieve human s f en,,. lwiu sell(1 freeof cha'oslwho (les.reit this recipe, In Germa, i rencli or Knjdiih, with f uil directions for ,LLwyèrwi-ever take the cardT To all who are suffering from the error and Indi.crctl118 of youth, nervous weaknc8P, early decay loss of manhood, &c.,I will end a receipe thatwil! njW. FRES OP CHARGSS. This .reatremed" w„8 di.ooverod by a mi.alonary in South America, hend a self-addressed envelope to the Rev. Joseph 1 . Inman, Station D, New York City. i)_ly