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Being sugar-coated they are easy to take, and though mild and pleasant in ac tion, are thorough and searching in effect. Their efticacy In all disorders of the stotnach and bowels is certified to by eminent physicians, prominent clergymen, and many of our best citizens. Precocions boy (munching the fruit of the date-tree) - " Mamma, if I eat dates enough will I grow up to be an almanac " - "i ¦wnuldn't be without Dr. Benson's Celery and Chamomile pills if tliey coat $1, a piü. They cured me of neuralgia, of nine years standing.1' Joseph Snyder, Paxions, Pa. 50 ets. per box, at druggists. There is a marked diflerence between getting up with the lark and staying up to have one. Perfect soundness of body and mind is possible only with pure blood. Leading medical authorities of all civilized coudtries endorse Ayer's Sarsaparilla as the best blood-puiifying medicine in existence. It vastly increases the working and productive powers of both hand and brain. Some hotel clerk must have originated the expression, " There is always room at the top." Excited Thousands. All over the land are going into ecstasy over Dr. King's New Discovery for Consumption. Their unlooked for recovery by the timely use ot this great life Saving remedy, causes them to s;o nearly wild in its praise. It is guaranteed to positively cure severe Courhs, Colds, Asthma, Hay Fever, Bronchitis, Hoarseness. Loss of Voice, or any affection of the Throat and Lungs. Trial Bottles free at H. J. Brown & Co.'sdrug store. Large size, $1,00. Only foor of earth's wations are paying their way. The others are probably weighing their pay. L9Millionsof packages of the Diamond Dyes have been sold without a single complaint. Everywhere they are the favoiite Dyes. Fools live long. They are exempt from insanity, softenlng of the brain, brain fever and many other diseases that take off use! ui peopie. - N. O. Picayune. Hall's Catarrh Cure is taken internally. 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Thousandsdie from neglect to properly treat Impura blood, constipation, dyspepsia, malaria, apoplexy, liver, kidney, beart diacases, dropsy, and rheumatism. But to the debilitated burdened wilh such seriotis sic.kness, we con&cientiously recommeud "Swayne's Pills," which coi-tain medicinal properties possessed by no other remedy. Sent by mail for 25 cents, box of 30 pills j 5 boxes, $1, (in stanips). Address Dr. Swayne & Son, Philadelpliia, Pa. Bold by Druggists. " My hearers," began the lecturer, "I trust - " Before he could proceed further, a babel of volees gliouted, " We'll trade with you, mister; we'll trade with you. Never you fear for that." The ignorant i'itizens thought be was golng to open a grocery in town, and that he had risen to announce the fact. To all who are suflferinir from the error cd indiicrtiotis of youth, nervons weakncB, early decay, loee of munhood, &c.,I will send a receipe that will cnreyou.FRBK OP CHARGE. 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