The Dude

A is the actress the dude so beset6. B is his biliiards, bilis, boquets and bets. C is his t cheek, cigarette, cañe and collar. D is his drinks ( on auot.her raan's dollar. E is hi6 eje glass and English airs. F is the i f ree lunch that he n e v e r , sp-ares. G is the girl he en deavors to mash. H ishishat i j u 6 1 as flat as his cash. 1 is his ranee, always played J i 8 the jewelry on him arrayea. K is his knowledgeof folly and sin. L is his legs that are ed and tbin. M is his mustache, nine hairs to a eide. N is his tie, a eoilud shirt to hide. O's his old man, whom he will not dorse. P is his pocket-book, empty, of course, Q Is his quarrel when he gets a kick. R i the racket that raakes him s sick. 8 is his shoes very sharp at the toe. T i s his tailor, w h o lilis him w 1 t h w o c. U i s h i b únele, who p ay s ante's bilí. V is h i yicc that inakes him look soill. W's his washwoman scqldingthe beat. X is his X er. tion to keep on his feet. Y is his yawn for he's tired out quite. Z is the Zigzag he walks when 's tight.