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Dispepsia in its Worst Form Cured. Wolcott. N. Y., Sopt. 25, 1882. Rheumatic Syrup Co : Gents- I think it iny duty to recommend your Syrup tor Khcumatistn, Dyspewla and Stek Headacbe. I hnve been troubledwitu Dyipepaia tbr gever! yeais: have tried every remedy reoommended, mil pliyatciaiií havefailed togive me a .y relief. Had to be very caiefnl what I te, for I was almost erazctl with pain atter ineals. And for ten years or more have been a Krent sufferer trom BheuraatUm. It finiilíy settled all over me. The pain was so severe I eould hardly endure It, and could got notliing to relieve me. My arms I coulil not move; was oonfioed to my bed, and I was OOmptetely discoura"ed. Finally my liusbarid thoiiglil I had better try Klieumatic Syrup. Asa last iesort, I told him to get a bottle. I nnd no faith In it, but was cMinpelled todosometbJng, for I coul'l not endure tlie pain. 1 commenced takhiff it, and in i short time it began to help me. Have been takiug It six weeks and am now dolng my own housework, and cun safely rceonimeml i(, as u surecure for liheumatism or Dypepsia. Any one troubled with cither of those dreadful diseases can be cu red by adug Rheumatic Syrup. I know il is a ure cure for either. Any one is it liberly to corieapond with me in regard to the nicrits of your wondeitul medicine. Yours regpectfullr, Mr. A. 0. Hanciiett. ,n Ohio marshal hns ifsucd an order proclaimini! that ;ill animáis foiind running at large will be " pouudeil." Now is the time to get tip clubs. Thousauds are being cured nf Catarrh every year with Halls' Catarrll Cure, that the doctors had given lip and aalü could not be cured. 75 cents a bottle. Sold by Eberbacu & Sou. Bismarek thinks that tho American pij; is the rooter of all evil. - Múflalo Courier. E3g" A pint of the flnesl iuk for families or schools can be made trom a ten-cent package of Diamond Dye. They color Silk, Wool or Cotton. Wliafs in a name ? 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