Mightier Than The Plumber

Clncinuati Satnnlay Night. Tho bathtub waste pipe hail clogged up and tho farnily plamber wasviewing the remains. "This is terribie!" he exclaimed. "You did not send for rne any too soon.'J Then he went away and ordered tho water turned off. Next day he sent around two tnen, a boy with a spirit lamp and a wao-onload of tools. The men Up tho hydrant, after wbich they were compelled to o-o to a neighbonng saloon and play seven-up tor the champagne, and the boy had to go to a base bal] match and hedre a jw bets. When the small boy of the houaehold came homo f rom school in the eveninohe stuek a switch into the waste-pipe and tho bathtub was soon cleared of its cortents, Uy this happy chanco the plumber's : bil! was out dowuto $197. This story teaches that tho small bov ' 3 mighüer than the plumber.