A Natural Conclusion

By Jove ! this room is in a pretty etatc ! There'6 nothing in the place it ought. to be. Wfceo I came in last night 'twas pretty late, And then the place appeared all rnjht to me. here are my elothesi I had a shirt ! Ah, there 'Tis, hune upon the peg whitli 1 devote To that dark object which I see is where The shirt should be - a rubber overcoat. I had another stocUiug, I am 6ure ! Aha! My watcli ontbe fluur,witb broken face; The stocking 'neath my pillow, whi re, secure, lt is my rule, at niglit, my watch to place. A shoe upon the bat rack hung. That's good '. My hat is by the other, on the Hoor, And in it ha6 my wet umbrella stood And dripped, instead of in the cuspadorc, Xt's quite euough to make an aDgcl weep; Especially the spoilingof Ihe hat! Show me the wretch who while 1 was asleep, Entend my room and mixed things up Hku that.