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Day
26
Month
October
Year
1883
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Public Domain
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My Wlfe's Nervous Affectfon. "We had eeased to linpethat my wife's nervons affection coukl cured, wntes Kev J. A. Kdie, of Bever, Pa. " Many physiemns fuiled to do lier gom!, but famaritan Nervine has curad her." At druggists. At Newport. "Do yoa not associate with the BroWMÏ" " Certatnrty not. Theyarerelativesof my luisbanü.' - Philadelphla Cail. "ttoiigh on Rats." Clears out rats, mice, roaches, flies, ants, bugs, skunks, chipnniiiks, gophers. 10e. Dragglata. A Frenclimau is teaching a donkey to talk. What we want in tliis country is a man who will teach donkeys not to talk. - Boston Post. One oí the Worst Cases of Krysipelas Cnred with Three JJottles of Klieumatlc Syrup. Woi.cott, N. Y„ Sept, 16, '82. liheumatic Syrup Co.: Gents - Although your remedy is called KheumaticSvrup, Ifind it iscqually good for other cliseases of the blood. Some six weeks sinee I was taken with erysipelals in my face, so that niy eyes were terribly inñamed, and I was a sight to behold, and the pain 1 suffered wasalmost heyond the limit of human endurance. I was indueed to try your Hheiiniatic Syrup, as t was recommended as a grtat Blood Pmilier, and before I had used all of the second bottle I was entirely cured, and my skin is now as smooth and clear as ever. I desii e to recommend tlie Itheumatic Syrup toall whose bloot! is Inorare. üratelully yours, B. F. Knapp. A Philadelphia lawyer, to proud to allow his friends to suppose that he practices in the divorce courts, advertises " Mfadtt niarriaíes a specialty." - Exchange. Flies and Hnirs. Flies, roaches, ants,,bed-buLrs, ials,iiiice, gopheis, cliipmunks, cleiircit out by " Uouili on Jiats." loc. A western yoiingioan entered Delmonico's the other day and af'ter neivously flngeringtbe French bill of fare. ünally said, "Oh, pshaw! üiiu'me some ham and eggs." - Kxcliange. Convlncinfr. The proof of the pudding is notinchewing the Btdng, but in having an opportunity to test tlie article direct. Eberbach & Son the DruggUts has a í'ree trial bottle of Dr. Bosanko's Cough and Lung Syrup for each and every one who is affticted with (Joughs, Colds, Asthma, C'onsumption or any Lung Affection. Upto the present moment P. S. Gilmore has iieeu entirely unatile to compose a nalional air tiiat a suiall boy can whistle without tire-crackersinhis mouth. - N. O. Picayunc. - "Dr. Benson's Celery and Chamomile Pilis tor the i-ure of Neuraljíia are a success." Dr. G. P. Holman, C hristianburg, Va. 60 ets., at druuists. Mr. Evarts at Portland, said that the Gerniaus coukl understand the Americans, butcuulU not explaiu tliera, while the Eiiülish could explain them, butcould not understand them. Tliough numerous causes may opérate to turn the hair gray, all that is needed to restore the natural color is Hall's Vegetable Sicilian Hair lienewer. For more Llian twenty years its sales have been enormous, but we have yet to leain of its first failure. "Don'tpull mearound so," said thethief to the policeman. "I have a felón apon my finger ! " "And I have my tinger upon a felón," remarked the policeman with a sardonio sniile. One of our best citlzens wonhl say to the public that he hastried Hall's Catarrh Cure, and ir, is all that is claimed for it. Price 75 cents per bottle. Sold by Eberbacli & Son. An expedition is now talked of which is to proeeed to the Antartic end of creation, and flnarlly reach the North Pole l)y boring upward throurh the earth'g diameter. skiiniy Men. ''Wells' Health Renewer" restores health and vigor, cures Dyspepsia Impotence, Sexual Debility. $1. An old lady down in Maine says hei aaughter bas just boughtan elegant" cabjn organ," and she tliinks the ' mix vomïca' stop s just lovely.- Boston Times. An elastic step, buoyaut spirits, and clear eomplexion, are among the many desirable results of pure blood. The possesor of healthy blood bas bis faculties at command, and enjoys a clear and quick perception, which is impossible when the blood is heavy and sluggish with impurities. Ayer's Sarsaparilla is the best blood purïfier and vitalizer known. "Well, Igtioss my snmmons bas come to join the innumerable caravan" is what the small boy said when he ren away with the circus. - Pbiladelphia Cali. Don't Die in tlie House. " Rough on Rats." Ciears out rats, mice, roaches, bed-bugs, flies, auts, moles, chir.monks, gophers. 15c. Are all things what they seem- Graphic. Not always. A sewing machine seams broadclotli. sometimes, but it is iron and steel all the same - OU Citv Derrick. J - " Five Dr.'s : no end of medicine; no relief. Dr, Bensoris Skin Cure has dricen away all eruptions and l'm nearly well." [da C. Young, Hamiltou, 111. Drui'gists keep it, $1 per package. If you think nobody cares lr you in :hls cold world, just try to learn to play the fiddle or the piano in a populous neighborhood. Weils' "BoHgrb on Corns." Ask for Wells' "Roujrhon Corns" 15c Quick, complete, permanent cure. Corns warte, bunions. Ourbrainsareseventy-yearilocks. The aniel of Ufe winds them up once for all, -hen closes the case, andgives the key into the hands of the resurrection. Ererybody Knows it. When you hnve the Itch, Salt Rheum. Gall?, or Skin Eruptions of a-,y kind, and tne Piles, that you know without bein" told of it. Eberbach & Son, the l)ruirrists will sell you Dr. Bogan ko'i Pile Itemedy for oO cents, which atlbrds immediate relief, and is a sure cure for either of the above diseases. They do say that the first question asked by a Boston deacon visiting Efyiit was" Xow what were the real facts of the Potïphar scandal ? " Catarrh of the Blndder. Stingliifr riitationjnflainination, all Kidney and Urinary Coinplaints, curcd by "lJuchu-paiba." $1. ASK. FOR THE BUTTER CRACKERS! Stamped wlth a "V." None germine wltli out It. Made by HL y Cr Jl BÉ, ' M ¦¦ 1 VAIL & CRANE, DETROIT, MICII.

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Ann Arbor Courier
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