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That Poor Old Shoe. An innocent little item in otir coir.ty iews a short time since has been terrlbly mposed upon by our exehanges, and we give a few specimens: Itisaald that a Manchester glrl threw her hoeafter a uew marrled couple, just for look. The result was fatal. She hit th cnrriage wlth the heel, completely demollshlng lt, whlle the toe awmig around, klllliig the drlverand one of the horses, aod the room was mainied for Ufe.- Aun Arbor CoUBira. To this the Enterprise replies: This Isa baefabrlcatlon from beglnnlng to end. The editor of the Coukier knows well enough that no Mauchester girl could throw her snoe. lt was his own glrl that dld lt. TlieChelsea Herald gets in its little Jig: Yes. and it Is sald that the edltor's trip east, recently. was for the sole purpose of contractlng wltb an eastern shoe llrm for 11 mi Ii-t pair to be made as soon as good wealher set n, and enough leather couid be secured ! The Saline Observer embellishes the scène with a few extras not 011 llie regular program me: From Actual mea8urement, the editor of the Ann Arbor uomiER is prepaicu u. .uto thal the average Manchester mn has larger feet than those of any other town In the county. The cause ascribed for the unnaluntl ¦ !¦¦ of thelr feet Is treadlug barefoot over llie sand hills of that locality. ïhe Coldwater Republican picks it op and slingg it ovpr to Quincy in this wiiv : Tlils Is a mlstake. The aflalr happenpd In Quincy. The glrl stlll llvesand Is the same one timt presents the Herald offlce wllh o mauy bouquets. And the Quincy H? raid tlings it bnck so: Truly a wondfrlul feat to accompllsh. but lt was not done wlth the dalnly covering of any Quincy glrl's feet. Faut is, she was a üoldwater glrl. and apparenüy well known to the "local " of the Republican. The Caro JefTersoniaii refers to it as " one of the CoCRIer's jokes." Joke, indeed ! A deed from the Ypsilanti Gas Co. to the Ypsilanti Gs Light ('o , has been recorded in the reglster's offlce this week, ( the consideration being $40,000. ' The butcher who swore off si'lllng his oustomers bones with their ineat becau?e of a dream lie had that he tliuil and went to the pearly gates, but St. Peter wonldn't let liini In until he ascomplished the impossible feat of climbing over a great mountaln of bones that lay in his way that repretented the anionnt he had sold liis cuatomers, don't live in Ann Arbor. ]