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A l'reuiature Report. This cvciiiiig, as is announced elsewlure, the democrats of thia city liold a bi banquet and general jubilee in honor of the Inausurntion of the lir.-t de moei at ie president in upwards of a quarter of a century. It is expected that the ocCHllon will be au hilarious one. There will be a teast of edililes and a flmv of sound. It li also expected that a few toasts will be browued to a crisp by tkota whose exuberant spirits scek au OTerfiow tlirough their powers of speech via. the moa tb. Hon. John J. Kobison, that in rete ra te story teller, and the liandsomest democrat in the county (so supposed,) will preside over this portion of the ceremonies. All those selected for this part of the performance are, ? .?? ?? of the flrst magnitude in the democratie firmament. Upon arlsing to uncork the democratie spirits that have been sceiirely bottled up since 1880, Mr. Tt. will unwlttingly remarki "Brother Democrats and gentlemen : what are we here for? " and then with a response In concert, as if one gre:it vnicc had uttered il, will resonnd the words : "THE OFFICES!" Wiilcli answer being correct, he will m;ko another inquiry : "All those wauting tbc post-oftlce will please ralse their band : "Carrled ananlmously. That's right, gentlemen, In the language of Andrew JohnsoD, (or some other good demoerut) 'United we stand, divided we fall.' Now, all those wanting the Indian Agency, will please say I," Densmore Cmmer, "Now, gentlemen, what share of the plunder shoiild the faithful Iiidupendcnts, Our mui wump allies receive? " One fellow raised up md siiid, "I sigh-for- " and they all ciiughton and OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOüOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO 00000(1000000000000000000000000000000000 OOUOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO'd At this stage of the proceedings our reporter will be caught in the act of taking notes and politely requested to step down and have a - a - cigar. To-dat, Murch 4th, 1883, is au eventfnl oue la the hlstory of the United States. Itmarkl a cliangc In the policy of the natiou The oíd república party, bom Roder the oaks at Jackson, witli freedom for its foundation stone, and the ibolliliment of slavery as its destiuy, steps out of power, after Uventy-five years of wonful history. We ai e selling ünest water white oll at 12c per gallon. The best Legal Tast at 9c per gallon. Shall hereafter retail both kindi at the relativo difference In cost Dean & Co. 44 Main Street, South.