Sermon To My Boy

My boy, when youdeire tocommltany wrong in your basement haye 8ome one Httmct attention by proclaiming your virlues f i-om the house top. When you mnke up your mimi to cali a man a liar, always piek outsome fellow you eau lick. Wlien your pnil of milk is cpllled don't uit down and cry, bilt go lor a iregli cow and rellll your pail. Wlien you decide that tlio world ower you a living, pull off" your coat and take it out of the world's hide. Wlien you thlnk the world cannot get along without you, pull a hir Irom your litMd and ee if lt uiukes you bald-headed.