Strauss At The Recorder's Court

Btrauss.- " Yawcob, dil you cfer see a bol ice schustice gry ? " ¦ Yawcob.-" Der tuyvil, no; you Tas ¦ h-ving to gome soineof dose schokes j i me.' Btrau8g.- "No, by schliuiny. I tole you how it vas. A feller comes up mlt der eourt, und he say : ''Mine fients, no feller in disgountry knows der law go better asi do niineself, und I was very sorry to say dot I broke dot l;iw.' Und der bolice Mluistlce he says : ' You haf hemd vat der brisoner says mit hiuiself, nd now it is putter ef six uf you fellere goes out und seos uf he va guilty or only lying aboud id.' Dose felleis jjoes oud, und purty guick gome back, und doy vas all veepings, und den von uf der tellers he says, 'M;iy it bleaseder ;;ourt we lind der briëonei' vas lyinK, und dat iie dond broke der law at all. Dei dey cofer dat brisoncr over mit lully posles, und does six feilen fall ou his neck und kiss him Dond dot vas excitiiijr, 1 tole you. Den der bolice shustice he says, ' If some uder feller says he vms guilty, und he couldn't biove dot, he vould be lined tor der gonlentnient of der gourt.'' " There can be no grand men without grand-mothers," says Fate Field. That's uil riííht as far as it goes, Kate; but you fail to eive the frrandfatlier any show.