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Day
2
Month
September
Year
1885
Copyright
Public Domain
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1 A New Yorker writes to lus paper for e ' cure for a short inemory. Ilesays lic iind: it the hardest work to remember the num ber of his house or his wife's name, uu! " also invariably forget,wheu I owe a 111:111 money, exactly where his ofliee is." TJWi is certainly au exceptlonalcase. In niue ty-nlne times out of a hundred, wlien 1 man owes another nioney he can rcmcmberwiierethe latter's office is easy enoQgh, but he invariably forgets tlie"OWlng" part. Sometliing Worse Than a Dog. Jones- You look ilustered and filghtened. Smith- And 1'm bolh, and have gooá reason to he. J.- What's the matler? 8. - A most furious looking dog waa al ter me as I ciuue along and I bolted In hei e toescape him. - A dog aftor you and you are friglitened? Ha I ha I t had somethin uw than a dog after me this nioining. S. - You bad ? Wliat was 1 ? J.- My landlord- Boston Courier. That Birlhilay. Miss Bessie- Teil mr, Aantic, ain I '2r or 'G to-day. It is fuiiny enongh, bul never can remember. Aunlif - YVliy, Bessle, ymi oughtn't to foreet when you were boni - you are 2G. Únele Joe(whos a Httle rieaf )- Bessie boni in '20! Why, Jane, you are ciazy: she wasn't bom till'50: she" only IC).- Life. " Au Important Discorcry. The most Important Dlscovery is that wliich brlngs the m(lt uooa to the greatest miiTiber. Dr. King's New Discovery for Consumption, Coughs, and Colds, will preserve the healtli and Save I'lfe, aiul isa priceless boon to the illlicicl. ,,t only does it positively cure Coosumption, but Coughs, Colds, Bronchitis, Boareeueiw Asthma, and all affect ion e of the Throat, Chest, and Lungs, yieTdatonce to lts won derful curatlve p)wcis. If you doubt tilia, geta Trial Bottle, Free, at Ebcrhach & Sou's drug store. Puck says "theyhavea machino now which puts tlie artificial bloom 011 ÜM cfaeeki of forty rhls at once." It is the "forty " girls- or rathcr the girls of forty - who need an artilicial bloom on the clieek. And a contrivanceloput 011 thefr artilicial hairwould save 'tra 1 lot of time and trouble. Osius & Co. invite your nspectioa of the now lines of School specialtles. Every day ndds to the great amount of evidence as to the curatlve powera of Hood's Sarsaparilla. Letters are continually being receiycd froni ill sections of the country, telling of beneflts deiived from tliis great medicine. It is ifneaualled for general debility, and asa blood purifier, expelling every trace of scrofula or other impurity. Now is the time to take it. Made by C. I. Hood & Co., Lowell, Mass. Sold by all druggists. WTitn Baby ttm lok, we gave her CASTOKU. When ahe waa a Child, the ortod for C A8T0RIA When ahe hecame Miss, she oloug to GASTOBIA Whra hu bad CUldten, alio gvo tlivm CASI'A L

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Ann Arbor Courier
Old News