The Conductor's Conundrum

The president of om of our horse railroadi tel Is a ""d rtory at the expense of liis own line. Ad old lady, hesays, waved lier hands Wfforotuly for tlie car to stop when it was half-way down a block. At lasr tlie conductor saw her and }elled impattontly: "Vaa?," butdidn't stop tlie car till it {i"t to the next street. " Sir," siiid the lady sharply, ns she passed out, " you're do gentleman." " Of e I aint," the conductor an6 we red; "ifl was what would I le