From A Scientific Point Of View

The Citlzen's League ticket furnlshes aeveral poiuts of solentiflo interest. It strengthens the mn-bellef In spuntHneous generatlon. It exhlblted the usual degeueracy and laok of vigor of the progeny of mixed race It met no welcomeand supplied nu long feit runt. Even lf It bad not the inherent seeda of early dlssotutlon it could not have survlved the confllctlng treatmenl of the politleal quarks and dry nurses 80 that between prcscrlptlons of water and whisky, gas and government, lawand order, prohibitlon and democrncy, beer and bread, It dld not even gut niilk lor babea and never cut lts wisdom teeth. lts epltaph mlght appropriately be bnrrowed from the tumbstoae in 1111 Engllsh cemetery : "Si nee I so very soon am done for, I wouder whal I was begun for."