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The Man Who Advertises

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He's Jut a bit ecstatlc, but not h bit rheumatlc, and he does It up erapliutlc when he sends a buslnesti "ad. " And he cuta a knowlng cnper, un y i ng : "Pot lt In the paper, at lop of high est column, If you want to make me glad, "Start lt wlth your blgccst letter, set lt up n llttle hetter thiui that otlier follar' d across the way. "I want lt flxed up nlee at the cheapest kind of prlce- I'ra golng to ee lf advertÍHlng doesn't pay." Now every spring and winter he rushes to tbe printer, and In the time of sumraer and the fall, And hls oopy Is so plaln yon can read and comeagaln: Uil ! the inau who advertlsesknows lt all. Tnen the paper man sits down and scratches onhUcrown, and hits hls scalp a learful kind ol tlm.l ; He' thinking as he's winking: "Were columns made all top, my business I could drop, be fat and sleek and rlch as mud."


Ann Arbor Courier
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