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OTTÉIWÉB! In proinulvating esoteric cogitations or articulntiiig superficial sentimentalitit s mil pliilosopliical or psychological observations, beware of platitudinous pondersity. Let your statements posíess a clarified conciseness, compacted comprchensibleness, coalescent consisteney uní a concentratetl cogeney. Kscliew all conglomeraüons of flatulent eanulity, ejune babblement andj asinine affectaiions. ín trylng to impress upon otliers tlie superiority, reliability, and purity of all medicines and cheinicals at Qoodyear's Drug Store t is not necessary to use jawbreakers. Iet your extemporaneous descantillas and unpremeditated expatiations have intelligibility and veracious viracity, without rhodomontade or thrasonical bombast. Sedulously avoid all pollysyllabic profundity psittaceous vacuity, ventriloqual verbosity vandiloquent vapidity; shun doublé entendres, prurient jocosity and pestiferous piofanity obscurent or apparent. ín otlier wcrdf, talk plainly, naturally, sensibly, and trutlitully, ssy, that Goodyear's Drug Store is really the best place in Washtenaw County to buy pure drugs, etc., at low priecs; also that especial attention Is given to the careful preparation of prescriptions and family medicines. FRANCIS L YORK, M.A., WUl recelve duriiig THE COMING SUMMER A Limited numberof Pupila la PIANO, ORC AN AND ¦ H ARMÓN Y, At greatly EEDTJCED BATESApply by malí or at NO. 30 SOUTH INGALLS STKEET WHITE BROKE 1SMITS! Monumenlsggv Statuary THE ABOVE G00DS CAN BE SEEN AT 1.53 SOUTH MAIN ST,, 0PP0SITE KECK'S FURNITURE STORE. BENJAMIN CULY, Agent. 81-Sl