A New Catechism

Q. Fm'IM wIkmicc ciiiiip i i r :J A From a town in New York eulli-d Jnsiihli'. (. Wllat's your linsiiu'-s bare? A. Tolcani lo ubtlue iny :. ] ¦ t i I hik] t( i.oiige my livlug trom an Inütilgeui public. Q. Tlien you are ¦ regular trnmp, I percelvef A. I ani so tnkcii aiil nccepted whérei er I go. Q. Udw Hm I t raengutcfl yon m r tramp? A. By the lazint-ss oí my feet aml my general carnivirou .ippeiiiance. Q. Huw sralned you admlesion to this town? A. By a rood.wcary long tramp. Q. IIow were you receiveii V A. Ou tlie end of a polictnian's büly pretentcd at my head. Q. How dia the policeman dispose of you? A. He took me around the tnwn from east to west, wliere he fouml the Pólice Jud ff e, Pólice Cuptnln and Hih "Bltok Maria," wliere a great tuany qflMtlona were Bsked. Q. WliHt advlce dld the )aám glveyouf A. He alvÍM(l me to nik in nprljdit, regular ttapa and io wbaudon tramptiig. Q. Wil! you be offor from f A. With your permlaelon, 1 wil] be off quick.