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n ÜSE I WDl ! In proinulgating esoteric cogitatious or articulating superficial sentimeotalities and philosophlcal or psychological observations, beware of platitudinous ponderodty. Let your statements possess a clarified conciseness, compacted comprchensibleness, coalescent consistency :uul ;i concentrated cogcncy. Eschew all conglomerations of flatulent parrulity, jejuue babblement andj asinine affectations. ín trjinjr to impresa upon others tbe superiority, reliability, and purity of all medicines and chemicals at Goodyear's Drug Store it la not necessary to use Jawbrcukers. Let your extemporaneous desoantiugs and unpremeditated expatiations have ntelligibility and veracious viracity, without rUodoruontade or thrasonical bombast. Sedulously aroid all polly.-yllabic profundity psittaceous vacuity, ventriloqual verbosity vandiloquent vapidity; shun doublé entendres prurieut jocosity and pestiferous profanity obscureut or apparent. ín otlier words, talk i)lainly, naturally, sensibly, and truthlully, say, that Goodyear's Drug Store is really the best place In Wasbtenaw County to buy pure drugs, etc., at low prices; also that especial attention Is given to the careful preparation of prescriptlons and family medicines. I .