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DOT! 1 WIG! Iu promulgatiDg esoteric cogitations or artieulating superficial sentiinentalitics and philosophical or psychological observations, beware of platitudinous ponderosity. Let your statements possess .1 clarified conciseness, compacted comprehensibleness, eoalescent consistcncy and a conccntrated cogency. Escliew all coiifilomerations of flatulent garrulity, jejune babbleiuent andj asinine affectations. Iu trying to impress upon otliers the superiority, reliability, ud mrity of all medicines and cheuiicals at Goodyeur's Drug Htore t i not necessary to use jawbreakers. Let your extcmporaneous descantings am] unpremeditated expatiations have IntelligibtlJty and veracious rlrucity, witliout rhodouiontade or thrasonical bombast. Sedulously avoid all pollysyllabic profundity psittaceous vacuiLy, ventriloqual verbosity yandiloqueut vapidity; shuu doublé entendies, prurient jcx'osity and pestiferous profanity obscureut or apparent. In otber words, talk plainly, naturally, sensibly, and truthlully, say, that Qoodyear's Drug Store is really the best place In Washtenaw County to buy pure drugs, etc, at low prices; also that especial attention Is given to tbc careful preparation of prcscriptions aud family medicines. 1