Full Of Fun

-A young man in Lonisville wai ohoked to death while kissing hts girl. The oíd man must hare had the grip of a deinou. - Martha's Vincyard Herald. - A preeocious youth, prompted by an unpleasant recollection of the last term, says that school teachers are like dogs, "They lick your hand." This cunies off the palm. - Texas SiJU ings. -Fortúnate - Tlmt Cupid In bhndness must follow hls works, is a blesslag nd not a disaster, Binee It keep the men from sueiug the pimple that lurks 'Neath the malden's small patch of courtplaster. - Little Maria Lewis, five years old, was told by her teaoher that the Mississippi river was called the Father of Waters. "How is that. Miss MttttfoP" she queried, "if it is the Father of Waters it ought to bc Mister-sippi." - N. O. City Item. - No further use for it - Young Man (%vhispering to jcweler) - That engagement ring I bought of you yesterday Jeweler - What's the matter with it; didn't it fit? Young man (cautiously)- Sh! It didn't have a chasca Gimme oollar-buttjns for it. - Puck. - Mrs. Gabbleton- Oh! Mr. Fogg, I saw your wife in Biasfold's store yesterday, and she did look perfectly lovcly. Fogg - Don't you know, my dear madam, that every thing looks moro attraetive in the stora than it does after you hare got it home? - Boston Tranlerijd. - Thrownln.- Coal-Dealer - Where's John? Driver - He stayed up to Mr. Brown'. Coal-DeaU'r - Why on earth did he do that? Doesn't he know we're short-handedi' Driver - 1 suppose he does, sir, Uut he said he y:n weighed i With his load, nnd he liad an idea he belonged to Mr. Brown. - Har per' Bazar. - In a dilemma. - 'Why is it that you treat me with such disdain?" asked a young society beau of a married lady. "As long as you are not on good torms with my husband, I can not posMblv treat you kindly." "This is a horriblii dilemma," responded the gilded youth; "f you show me any attention, your husbaud refuses to speak to me, and unless he is friendly, you give me the cold shoulder. I ncver was in such a hideous iix in my life."- Texas Siïings. - Seot (to fellow travoler on Northern railway) - May ah ausk what line ye'ro on? Or Artisl (wlio had undergone a wide iross-exainiiiation with coinpl;iisance) - Well-1'ni - I'm a painter. Scot - Man, that's lueky! Ah deal i' pents - an' ah can salí ye white leed faur cheaper tlian ye can buy 't ony o' the shoaps. Artist - Oh, but I use vory littlr. A pound or so serves nw over a year. Scot- E h, man! Te 111:11111 be in a vera sina' way o'