In the wilds of Borneo the thirsty canniliül throws a knlto, sticks a man and drinks blood; in Boston the thirsty tramp throws dice, sticks his frieud uud drinks beer. - Harvard Lampoon. Consnmptlon Cured. An old physieian, retired from practice, Imvinir had placed in hls hands by an East India missionary the formula of a simple vegetable remedy for the spocdy and permanent cure of Cousuraption, Bronchitis Catarrh, Asthmn, and all throat and lung Affections, also a positive and radical cure for Nervous Debility and and all Nervons Complaints, after liavinj; tested lts wonderful curative powers In thousands of cases, has feit it his duty to inako it known to lils suffering fellows. Actnated by tuis motive and a dealre to relieve human sufferiiif;, I wlll se ml frec of charge to all who denra it, this recipe in Oerman, French or Knglish, wlth full directious for preparing and using. Sent by mail by addressing witli stamp, namlnK this paper, W. A. Noyes, 149 Power's lock, Kochester, N. V.