The tonlc nnd alterativo proporties of Ayer's S.iruaparilla are too well known to require the specious ald of any exaerated or fictitious certifícate. Witncsses of the in.irvelou8 cures ell'ected by this preparation are to-day living in cvery city aud hamlet of the land. It is au old story, but wortli rememLerlnjr - [jje Quaker's consideration for his belter half : "All tha.world is quoer cxcept thee and me, and thee is a Hule qneer." I. 0. 0. F. ANNOUiNCEMENT. Tlie Transportaron Committee of the Sovereign Grand Lodffe, I. O. O. F., today announces that the sriln(J offlcUl route from Chicago to Denver and return in September will be Chicago, Hoek Island fc Pacific Hy., Chicago to Kansas City, Union l'acilic Hy., EuMM City to Denver, returtiiiiti via BnrllagtOO Koute, Denver to Chicago. Official train will leave Chicago for Denver at 9 p. m-, Wednesilay, September Hth. Mistress toservant : Did you teil those ludios at the door that I was not Bt home?" Servant: "Tte, mum." Mistress: "What (lid they say ?" Bervant: "Hmv fortlnit!" The Expericnco or Mr. Peters. Mrs. Peters had Hls, Mrs. l"eterH had uhllls, Mrs. retors was sure 8lie was enlng to die ; They dosatl her wlth pills, Witli powders und hiiuIIU, WlUi remedies wet ml wild r 'iiioilies dry. Many medicines lured her, But none of thi-m in red her, Tlielr muneK aml Unir nuiaber nobody could And Hhe soon mlght have dled, [teil, Bnt sniue "Pellets" were trled, Tliat ucUnl llke mniclc and iheu slia g"t well. The majric "lVllets" were Dr. Pierce's Pleasaiit Purgiitive l'cllets (the original Little LIver Pills). They cured Mrs. Peters, and she wouldn't be without them.