What The Trouble Is

Tl.e Irouhlc willi the im.ill girl is that sn't biejjor. Tlio trouble tli llie )x glrl la Iliat cvery pair of' BCaloa sta slips on glvee ber twelgh. The trouble with tho maal] boy is Uut liis big listar nevel' w:is a small boy hersclf and so slie (locín't know liow the sinall boy Iccls. Tlic trouble wlUl tlio young ni:m n lovc is that hc is iusane enouifh to tliink llmt all h "tlier yoiing nicn are inakinj; jut as l)i fools ot tlieinselves oboilt hls bent trirl as hc ie 'l'lie trouble with the yODDg wuinau in lovo is that fhc docsn't knoW whether slie renlly loves the ybaag man for Iiiniself alone or for the canimcls he brinps nul the prospect ni a selMaire diamond to dnzie Ilie (ilhcr u;irls. Tlic tronhlc with almost all the ministeis is thiit llicy ilon't hi'ar other ministers prench often ciionh to know wlwl : leally tiistclass, baogup Fcrinon is. Tlic troulilc willi a erenl inany editora is that thev dou't tliink oi:e-half 18 liuieli as tlicy writc. The trouble with a grcat tnany readers is that tliey don't uiiderstand how muell MUier it Is to puf nt out a tree in a inanilicciit lamíscale that is a hair's hrrailth out il' ]crsMTlivi' tlian it is to paint lllf msKiilfleent landiCHie iiself. The tnnible itli the average wlfa s Ihat her IhisIimikI Ü nnicli more prodipal wllll liis prolcstiitions nf Hll'cction til Ml he Is with his money, and tliat lie docsn'l WKFtc muell of cither unless he wants a bintuii scwid on. The troulile with the avcr.r.'c busbnnd s tlmt In1 kiiows his wile known Ite isn't o biir :i man as lic wants tlic world to lliii.k lic i-.