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The Secret Of Eloquence

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Day
26
Month
October
Year
1887
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Public Domain
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Ho! Dan, mv CyclopeJln ! A rut step a llttle spi e lier ; My speeches must be niemorlzed before the poep o'day. The modern travellng orator Must learn to Bpeak ineinoriter; Whole columns of tho Qasetteei mul Cyololl i-a; And Wrlnii h Mtí geompliy Thai 's Kot the best typogruphy, tut ilon't. loiKct ihat Imhik of buefcs- the Cyolopedl-a ! Kow groiip yonr towns synlhetically, Armngc tlicin a.phabetirally, Vid i'Upumili Uiwiisdeseriptlon atui nle the slln nwiiy ; And ril ham tlifin all verbatini, And repeat Ihem serlatlm, nd mnke tliosc Westerners recall tlie duys of Henr ci;iv ! Rhftdel of Tully and Qnhitlllhin ! Hen' ri' Rpeeches for the mllllon ! tere LieloqoeDoe by vholeaale In theryclol'dl-a! So brlng my Oyrlnpi;dt:i. And step iip, Daniel, apped Ier; n coinmundablu acUvily l'U vear tlie liou-8 away. III ernrn a nood oratlon Koreacli town aml rallroad ¦ tul ion. An exhauKlivc lix'il hlstory fr eaelí villaje on tln wny. I've dlsoovered It; Eureka! Wou KI yon be a public speaker, o luiy thul ilext rallroad map Kucyclopeill-a. - [New York Sun. Joeepb R. Koraker he Went to the white house a bidy to see; Hut to hlm bowlng low The lady said "Nu." Whlle. the bHiid Ui the lobby dlKpoursed ' Xot for Joe." 'heCutletsaid to the Muttou Cliop: 'üon't you feel cut up wben you leave the hop?" And the CbOD replied, wlth a ehoklng sob : lI should feel mucb worse if my name were Bob;" But the CuLlet returned, wlth a shrug genteel : Oh, lhnt'8 Jml about as you happen to veal."

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Ann Arbor Courier
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