"Who v;is the ohlest man?" asked the Siiiulny school teacher. "Methuselah," said little Jack Ilurnur. "Tliat'a rijfht," 8aid the instructress. "And ia there ny mention of the oldest womanf" "Yes, mum,'1 replied the little Tliomns Tucker, "Georsre Waslilnsíton's luirse." The luperluteadHtit promplly supprossed the levity.