It Wom't Bake Bbr.vi.- In othr words, Ilood's Sarsaparilla will not c! impossibilities. It proprietors teil plainly what it lias done, snbmit proofs from souroes of unqtiestloned reliability, nnd nek ynu frankly if you are suilering froiu any disease or nfl'ection cauacd or promotetl by lmpnro blood or low state of the system, to try Hood's SarBaparilla. The experlenceof othersis sufflclent a9surance that you wlll not be disappointe 1 in the re8ult. You sliould never tease blackbirds. They are apt to get raven mad.- l'ittsbiirg Chronlcle. IIow to Ije happy, thougli married - try to fret on without the hired giil.- Syraciise llerald. The corncob palace to be erected at Siotix City will be a-ina.ing editice. - Plttsburgh Chronielc. It is not free speech but free explosivos to wliich the American people object- New York Worlil. Many n man lias got into a peck of trouble by hlding hls light under a bnshel.- Boston Gazette. "Is tlils the mail car?" asked a passenger. "Yes, sir," replied the liuiiioroua conductor; "Thia is the smoker."- Yonker's Btatecraan. ünr best friends are those who keep perfectly quiet when sorae one is enumeratlng oor vlrtues.- Shoe and Leather l'eporter.