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A secret is no longer safe when it crosses the lips of lilm who owns it. - Scott. Inventions of the lftth Centory. The steambont, the reaper, the sewliig machine. ('ars running by nlghtand by .lay, Housen lighleu by gas and heated by sleam, Aud brlght electrlclty's ray. The telegraph's click speeds Hke llghtnlng released, Then the telephone comes to excel It; Aud, to put ou the flnlHh, the last but not least, I the fameil Uttle Purgatlve Pellet. Last but not least is Dr. Pierce's Purfratlve Pellet, because it relieves human stitt'ering, iidds to the siun of lmiiiftii comfort, and enablesthe relievel sutl'erer to enjoy nll the blessings and luxuries of the ige we live in. Regular ('ustonier (disposed to be facetious)- "I Kuess you will to trust me for tlie paper until to-morrow." Clerk- "O, tbut's all right, air." Customer - "But idppOM I sbould be killed between now and to-morrowy" Clerk - "Wcll, the loss would not be iniitli, sir." - Pliiludelphi'i News. A (Jood (M'iilc Isessenthl to ffOod healtli; but at this season it Is often loat, owlnj; to the porerty or Impurlty of the blood, derangement of the digestivo orffuTii', and the weakcniiiK effeOt of the chanjiinsf season. llood's Sarsaparllla is a wonderful medicine lor creutinf; au appetite, tonlng the digestión, and living stren;tli to the whole system. Now Is the time to take it. líe sure to get Hood's Suuparlllii,