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To pity distn'83 is nut human; to relieve it is godlike. - Horace Manu. "I cannot praise Hood's Sirsiparilla kalf enouLb," says a mother wliose sou, almo8t blind with fcroful.i, was cured by tliis medicine. "I aay, oldf lady," said n man on a country road, "did yon see a bicycle pass here Just now?', "Xo, I didn't nee 110 kind of a sickle, mister; luit just now I seed a wagon wlieel runnin' away with a man. You kin believe it or not. I wouhln't it' I liadn't seed it myselt." OU ! papa," exclaimed a college youth rusbing into the presence of hitt lather, "(jooil news. I have pussed my rxaiiiiiiation." "My noble boy, I am overjoyed ." "And so wns uiy tutor. He sail the news made him very happy, for if I eoukl pass nobody eleecould posibly fail to." The Rev. John BroWn was i the habit of proposing, on lestive occasloird, a certiiin younu' lady as bis toast. Hivinj: abandoncd the practico, bc was askfd for a reason. ''líecausc," saiel lie, "1 have toasted her for sixtecn years witliout miikini.' her Brown, and so I've resilvel to toast her no ruore "