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Hint to Spring Poets. 'Tve got a poeni," he said wlien lie bac secured tlie attention of the editor. "My ilear sir, that plgeon hole s lillec with poema uvaiüng publication." "But this describe the peculiar virtues of Hood's SarsaparilU, and ] will pay $1 a line to have it prlnted," said the atithor. "All, cliarming! l'm glad to fee you turn your attention to verse. I wish all had your gift." 'You needn't order me around, sir," eald the washerwoinan. "l'm not the hlred urirl. U's ISridget's place to look at'tir the milk. l'm the lanndry lady." 'That doesn't scare me, said the man, "l'm the milk gentleman and I'iii the P. W. ;. I!. K. of the T. 0. U. (J. and Moft Eminent Pnet l. V. of Ihe Ancient Order of M. X. (. Z.,nnd I want som body to lake tliis milk." "Yes, sir," said the washerwoinan meekly. as she went tn H ti il a CFOCk. - (,'hicaifo Tribune. Bucklen's Árnica Salve. The Uest Salve in the world for Cuts, Bruises, Soreg, Ulcers, Salt Kheiiin, Fever 3ores,Tetter, Chapped Hands, Chilblaing, Jorns, and all Skin Eruptious, and posiively cures Piles, or no pay required. It s guaranteed to glve perfect satist'action, or money refunded. Price 25 cents per box. For Sale by Eberbach & Son. lf there is anything in the world which vill make a man forget that his joints ire stift", it is to step ou a squeaking doll man unlightcd stairway. - Phlladelpliia üall.


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