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Parent Issue
Day
9
Month
May
Year
1888
Copyright
Public Domain
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All Out of Constltutions. Senator Stockbridjre, of Michigan, 6 something of a wag. He was sittinjf in liis commiltee room the otlier ilay wliea one of those fellows who are always demanding documeius came in. The caller had secured nlinost every book, pütnphlet and bill whieh the governtnent maguanimously prints? and glves away. Bat lie still Ionged for more. "I am very imxious" sakl he " to secure a copy of the Constitution of the United States. Could I enlist your help, Senator?" ' ' Why, certninly ; but it would be usels. The eflort will be lutile." "Indeed; and why?" " Wull, you gee, there were so many [Iemands from people like yourself for copies of this fjootl work that the supply nearly ran out. There was only one eopy l-ft, and the President lias juat sent tlmi to the Pope."- X. Y. Tribune. How's Your Liïerï The old lady who replied, when asked liow her ilver was, "God bles me, I aever heard that there was such a thin{ n the house," was noted for her amiabllty. Prometlieiii, when chained to a ook, might as well have ])retended to a c hiippy, as i lic man who is rliaineü to a iiseased liver. For poor Prometheu?, here was no e?cape, but by the use el Dr. Pierce's Pleasant Purgntive Pellets, he disagreeble feelings, iritable ti'inpcr, onsttpHtion, indigesiioQ, diz.iness auü lek headache, which are exused by a Iiseased lirer, promptly disappeur.

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Ann Arbor Courier
Old News