Itissadly ítiited tliat Bitrtley C'.iinpbell. Mie pluywrlglit, is hopelessly insano. Miss Kate - O, mamma! dun't tiike those planta, tliey !ook so poverty-stricken. Mis. Suddenly Hich - PovertyBtricken. Miss Knie- Yes, tliey iiavn't ;i sccnl. Now we are told tliat there are no politici in heaven. Tliat is protty rongli OU tlie politiciiins.- Uoslon Post. Not at all. ïhey do not io there.- New Orlea n Picuyune. "Hmv did vou manage to capture sucli a liundaome rife, Mr. 'l'u('kr, wlion yon ure sucli :i liomoly man?" "O, my good dothei did it; I just put on my best bib and tllök lier."